*** The World's Most Popular Digital Fart Machine! ***
--> An Apple All-Time TOP 20 App! <--
As seen on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart!
*** Now includes the world's FIRST Farting Social Network! ***
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"I believe this is truly the most useful iPhone App yet."
- TechNMarketing.com
"iFart Mobile is a great prank app. Use it the right way and you’ll have your friends and family reeling as your iPhone rips one juicy fart after another!"
- iPhoneSoftwareReviewsBlog.com
As seen on USA Today, MSNBC.com, MacDailyNews, MacForums, The New York Times, Barron's, Motley Fool, Gizmodo, Venture Beat, Ars Technica, CNET News, Geek.com, Forbes, The UK Register, Information Week, TechCrunch.com and dozens of publications all over the world!
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iFart Mobile is the ORIGINAL Digital Sound Machine and entertainment system which brings endless laughs and enjoyment to its users. But iFart is much more than that. iFart has more utility, usefulness and functionality than many other iPhone apps out there.
Here are just a few of the useful, one of a kind features of iFart.
* SECURITY FART *
iPhones and pdas are stolen on a daily basis, but if you are using iFart's advanced security system you can stop criminals right in their tracks.
And when thieves try to snatch your phone, they'll be in for a shock when they're blasted by your chosen sound effect. Most criminals know how to lie, but "it wasn't me" isn't going to work with iFart.
Call the authorities and send these iphone stealing scumbags off to the gas chamber.
* SNEAK ATTACK *
The sneak attack function can literally save your life. Let's say that you're in a warehouse gun battle. Bad guys are closing in on you, but if you only had a distraction, you could escape.
Sneak Attack is that distraction. Simply pull out your iPhone choose a sound effect and set the timer up to 30 seconds. Then place your phone in a strategic location and move silently away. When the Sneak Attack goes off, slip away or take out the bad guys when they reach for their noses.
Jack Bauer, the Navy Seals and over 20 Swat Teams are already using Version 2.0 of Sneak Attack.
* FART NOW *
The World Today is a very stressful place. Stress causes medical problems, eating disorders, drug addiction, and leads to divorce and broken homes.
If only there was an internationally recognized sound that alleviates stress, brings laughter, lowers blood pressure, clears a room, helps bring peace to the middle east and is enjoyed by both Democrats and Republicans.
Well Folks... there is.. and it's FART NOW. Simply scroll to your preferred sound effect and hit Fart Now. The World will be a better place.
* FART BUDDIES *
With v2.3, we invite you to participate in the world's first Farting Social Network!
Invite your friends to be your fart buddies and make each other's phones fart on demand, even when iFart is not launched!
* TROUBLESHOOTING - NO SOUND? *
Please use OS 2.1 or above.
Make sure you are not set on vibrate
Make sure your volume is turned up.
Make sure your phone is not muted on side
To the reviewers with "No Sound" issues, please check the above before posting a review, or contact us directly if there's a problem.
iFart. There's something in the air.
